Subject poultrygeist (zombie chickens tonight)
DateCreated 5/9/2008 11:55:00 PM
PostedDate 5/9/2008 10:00:00 PM
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(it's a love story)

Arbie and Wendy have their trouble with birds and ethical issues, but they were made for each other... or for the chickens... but the songs, the lyrics, the costumes, the cross cultural satire... it bites!

wait, i'll find you a link...

POULTRYGEIST, THE MOVIE!


there, you see?... it opened tonight and i just had to hitch a ride to the NYC premiere, even if it wasn't the first time, it's a premiere for me... you can even find it on a
more legitimate website if you really must and wait, you didn't hear the best part... it's a (drumroll, heavy on the camp),... musical!

you can check out
the trailer at the movie blog, but read the warnings if you are easily grossed out by blood and gore and sick humor... i just had to let you know, you see, because i have waxed poetic, i have babbled on, i have shared a little real life, i have banged my gong, i have played with simple fantasy, i have poured out my heart, i have gone a little cr-a-zy, but i'm just doing my part... still the one thig i think i have not done is promoted a product, so this is it (there is no stopping us now)...

so there i was, ready for my fiftieth or fifteenth night out in a row (naturally i lost count as the numeric processor in my head shuts down after work when sleep deprived) when i am informed (yes, informed) that the planned dinner at the local Lebanese cafe was cancelled on account of lack of interest... so i stay home and do laundry instead (it's about time, i was about to have to go commando and i haven't done that in a few years what with working a desk job and being a director and all {shhhh, don't tell the board i moonlight as a future cult-classic movie pitch-man at night, they can be a stuffy bunch} that) and i finally insert the Poultrygeist CD that a wonderfully charming intellectual hot babe slipped into my Yoohoo the other night and yo ho, it'sd a kara-yolk-e CD because the bloody film is actually a musical...

yes, picture night of the living dead meats fast food nation meets fast times at ridgemont high meets south park with a touch of the exorcist meets
little shop of horrors meets meat from a Vegan perspective (we've got to stop meating like this) and put it all to music with irreverent lyrics that are sure to offend just about everyone at one point or another and you start getting the idea...

cult classic, no doubt...

so rush right up to NYC (or your local theatre) and demand that they show Poultrygeist as soon as possible because you know how improtant it is to cook chicken thoroughly... and if you really want to see a bit more before you rush out and buy, well,
here's another clip tagged the funniest five minutes of film that you will ever see... now i won't go promising that such a claim is true for you because, after all, you might have a normal sense of humor and there's nothing wrong with that, i mean, after all what with modern pharmeceuticals you can still enjoy a reasonably happy, if not amusing life... but it's definitely not your average run of the mill movie trailer (cult-classic, remember you heard it here first... what?... you want sappy love songs every time?... see the movie!)....

i'm going back to fold clothes now...

and sing, don't forget to sing...