A conversation in notes.

This is a conversation in notes (brief messages left between users) that once actually happened in semi-mythical a place called Diaryland between z0tl and funda. One day, while funda was sleeping, z0tl left the messages on left (the whole column). Some time after that, funda responded with the messages on the right (the whole column). The responses on the right were scientifically aligned with the notes on the left when they responded directly. This is the sort of conversation (or pissing contest) you might find at DLand (it is amazing how anything might seem clever when one has too much time on his or her hands, ya know?).



THESE CAME FIRST



from z0tl : f-mental, how the fuck are you? if you wanna know the spin on 42, it's all at yuta-shohei.diaryland.com - are you still up to offending my ass and wondering how many in the :z continoom? it's all at http://z0tl.diaryland.com/cast.html - i'll call you up on orlando one of these days, best friends i evah made were those who offended the shit out of me first, the friendly suckups from the getgo were always letdowns later on. but hey, at least you like the big disneyland tree and i like magic mountain and hurricane harbor, so lots in common to bullshit about :)

from z0tl : 58 brotha, 58:)


from z0tl : do you like your body?


from z0tl : or would you prefer another's?


from z0tl : is it on or is it off right now?




from z0tl : have you trekked to zion yet?


from z0tl : has your monologuing got you any real pussy lately?




from z0tl : what part of mental confuses you?






from z0tl : you seem to be good at length!




















from z0tl : haveU heard of executive summaries?



from z0tl : i'm glad we're both peeing on the right foot!

from z0tl : i would never dare pee in between yours!


from z0tl : do you have respect for yourself?

from z0tl : or do you just fuckin love everyone indiscriminately?


from z0tl : if i'm a tooth, would you take me out?


from z0tl : i'm glad it takes you 50 billion words to say what i just said in a couple of notes!

from z0tl : boo! you're still creepy:)












THEN THESE RESPONDED



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from funda : 58: I have been in better bodies, more comfortable and buff bodies, but this one has served me well for several millennia, so I think I will keep it and fix it up one of these days... I wouldn't mind putting this body into another comfortable body though, relating to a later query we'll get to in a few hundred words... it is off right now, but is so easily turned on that just the thought of it being of turned it on, I could say I can't help it, that I am easy, sluttish, whorish, and so on, but the truth is I can help it, I just seldom want to... so I'll be back after I play with myself and perhaps wash a bit...

from funda : 58:z ok, I am back from zion, cheshire grin and all... I visit my friend's cats regularly, which is why it takes a week or more to update my rambles sometimes, but I am not seeking random pussies anymore... I want to find the pussy I can pet all the time because she fits me purrrrfectly, is always ready to sit in my lap and purrrrrzzz just right.

from funda : 58:p3: the metal part (I've considered getting a plate in my head with built in transistors and cpu chips, if only to pick up radio stations and random cell phone conversations). The best part of being confused is not knowing you are confused.

from funda : 58:IV: always remember that a tongue is seldom more than a few inches, but seldom gets complaints (size seldom matters, except when following a large cucumber or other vegetable or a toy designed to deflate a male ego).

from funda : 58:(interlude): I noticed my recent note is gone, righteously offensive, no doubt.

from funda : 58:mid-addendum: the numerication of these notifications ceased corresponding to your series when your first three were combined due to similar subject matter, following this, the numerology of this series will be rectified to bring it into chronological alignment with your series, therein, henceforth, the next note shall be numerified to co-exist with your #9 (which would be your queried about my knowledge of executive summaries).

from funda : 58:#9: what sort of music do they play?


from funda : 58:zen(10&11): pee is not supposed to be think and creamy white, is it?

from funda : 58:correction: re:think was typo, read: thick.


from funda : 58:dozen,baker: respect is fundamental, I used to fuckin love everyone, but now I just love everyone. I am saving myself for marriage, after the fact, or at least for the next vestile virgin that comes along.

from funda : 58:therteen: here, tie this string around yourself. Tie it tight.

from funda : 58:50,000,000,000: what?


from funda : 58:42: the only think better than a good stalking is a good haunting. boo, baby,

boo!

from funda : 58:yes: re: think read: thing
(of course, but I wanted to add more note in this series, not that I pourpoisefully insert typos... that would violate the random claws in the big book of typoes... if anyone tells, they are accessories after the fiction).