BIOS ... BIOS ... BIOS
(biographical babbling, intimate dreams, personal ideals, and dirty laundry)
ok, it begins (a whole new world)... welcome to my BIOS... if you didn't come in through the WINDOW then you missed your grand entrance... seriously, I mean, real friends don't use doors unless they're being formal, right?) J SKIP THIS INTRO of course you may have stumbled into this unwittingly by clicking on one of the trap doors I have carelessly misplaced here and there... in that case, you're forgiven... you can still come to my WINDOW (if I'm not there, no fear, I'll be home soon, ya know)... anyway, you've found the BIOS (yeah, but did you find the song references?... is the moon silvery?... are you dancing?) J ok, you're here, so let's see if we can boot up this BIOS... whatever a BIOS is for a computer, this is it for me... of course it could also be where I'll put my bio-graphical information, multiple bio-graphies, get it? (anyone who didn't get it, click here and look up the word plural and if you still didn't get it and actually speak/read English, click here and get used to the laughter) J hey, I'll laugh when I want (cuz I mean no harm)... and I'll cry when I want too (no poles up my butt) J yeah, it's my world, I'll create it as I choose... speaking of apparently meaningless tangents stretched from loose seques that may or may not hold deeper profounder meaning stretched, did you ever do a "find word" for the word 'god' on a document?... try it and click all the way through... I found it hysterically amusing, but then, I only use a small percentage of my brain) J ok, so I might not be the originator of this play on the word BIOS, but I'm obviously gonna milk it (does a cow have one?... four stomachs, gotta have a BIOS... hmmmm, wonder what the plural of BIOS might be) from time to time cuz it tickles me... maybe it is cuz I am not exactly sure what a BIOS for a computer does... Basic Input/Output System?... bootstrap program?... boot disk?... scary terms for most people, huh?... I think it's the closest the hardware gets to the software, first contact, or something like that... remember your first time? J this (like me) is still mostly a work in progress... as you may have noticed, it doesn't even merit a SKIP INTRO yet cuz nobody's read the intro yet cuz I'm writing it right now... give it a couple of weeks to develop, at least, before ya jump right past the babbling and click on the links... you might want to know what you're getting yourself into (I'll let you know when I figure it out) J well, let's see (shhh, thinking in progress... don't see any unusual warning lights yet)... the BIOS will be where I introduce myself (whoever I am)... and since I like taking myself apart (it tickles) I'll give each part (aspect of my character) a name and garden of it's own (kinda like what I've already done if you've met anonanonanon, childinside, sysquash, newsbee, and other literary characters that express various aspects or combinations of aspects of my personality and interests and so on... sounds complicated... wait, we've only just begun) J all in all this should be a fun place for me since I love myself and I (yes, I love myself and I too) can dig deep into me where it's just me nobody else (waiting for another me, myself, and I joke?... Jim Carrey is comercializing on it too much for me to use it much these days, maybe in a few years)... so anyway, welcome (I'll explain more as I think up more to explain) J for now, these are your choices... Audience Fantasies and Introductions Libboland BIOS Heartbeats BIOS Music Mind Games Quote Index and you are always welcome and encouraged to READ WRITE CALL CLICK YOU BACK BUTTON TO RETURN TO THE PAGE YOU CAME FROM (or click on one of the links below) AND I HOPE ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE, THERE, AND EVERYWHERE J WANT LIST E-GROUPS WHAT'S NEW WORKLIFE KIT LIFETIMES JOURNALS HEARTBEATS FAREWELL SIGN GUESTBOOK VIEW GUESTBOOK SIGN SLAMBOOK! VIEW SLAMBOOK! 
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